Sunday, September 16, 2007

More words of wisdom...

Matthew float or sink?

[MATT] Matthew sink....but if you are tiny like a ant, you float.



On an outing with Matt's school to Sentosa Under water world, we reckon that matt must be running around in a crowded place to see the sharks. Teacher Wee could have threatened to feed him to the sharks. So when he's back, he's sad. Another conversation with him in the car...

"Mummy you must take a plastic bag and collect ,...my brain,...my ears,...my bones..."

Apparantly we are imagining that he has been eaten by the shark. So I continued the dreamscape and brought his "body" bag to the doctor. So what did the doctor do, I quizzed him. "He use sticky tape". 8-)


woah...sticky tape to tape back the ears, bones etc. So next day, continues the dreamscape,...when he goes to school, his friends will exclaim - Matthew, why your ear has sticky tape? he ponders to himself.

For the un-initiated Ee Ee who slept over during 1 weekend. Ee Ee was tasked to chaprone Victoria at night. As everyone settles down for the night, a small voice cried out in the darkness....
[vic] "Ee Ee...I want pet pet..."
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[vic] "Not here.....here!"
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[vic] zzzz..
Just when Ee Ee thinks that the worst is over...In the middle of the night...
[vic] "I wan wee wee"
[Ee] zzzZZZZzzzzz
[vic] "I wan wee wee!"
[Ee] (O O) *blink* big eyes... brings pot
[vic] shhhhh........zzzZZZZzzzzz
[Ee] zzzzzZZZZzzzzz